SWANS, NOT SCONES Lily Maryon is Princess Sparkles
Sat 15 Nov
|The Yellow Book
Princess Sparkles is a professional princess for hire, appearing at a five-year-old’s birthday parties somewhere near you. She’s a little unstable, very available, and just that little bit too much…
Time & Location
15 Nov 2025, 16:30 – 17:30
The Yellow Book, 3A York Place, BRIGHTON BN1 4GU, UK
About the event
SWANS, NOT SCONES: ALTERNATIVE COMEDY WEEKEND
Princess Sparkles is a professional princess for hire, appearing at a five-year-old’s birthday parties somewhere near you. She’s a little unstable, very available, and just that little bit too much. However, she's a tad flustered and running late, and it appears more than her costume may be coming apart at the seams…
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Enjoy the best alternative comedy at Brighton's best independent, alternative bar and venue. Swans, Not Scones: A Weekend Of Surreal Comedy served up by Sweet at The Yellow Book! Delectable, bizarre and joyous, it's a comedy festival that's completely different — running from Friday 14-Nov to Sunday 16-Nov 2025. Swans, Not Scones is a wild mixture of clowning, character comedy, weird concepts, weird stand-up, improv and everything in between!