SWANS, NOT SCONES Do The Thing: Choose Your Own Musical
Fri 14 Nov
|The Yellow Book
Where is it set? Who's it about? What is the plot? You tell us. Do the Thing give you the musical you want improvised by a cast of two (Tim Meredith and Simon Plotkin) and an orchestra of one (Ian Scott).


Time & Location
14 Nov 2025, 21:30 – 22:30
The Yellow Book, 3A York Place, BRIGHTON BN1 4GU, UK
About the event
SWANS, NOT SCONES: ALTERNATIVE COMEDY WEEKEND
Where is it set? Who's it about? What is the plot? You tell us. Do the Thing give you the musical you want improvised by a cast of two (Tim Meredith and Simon Plotkin) and an orchestra of one (Ian Scott).
"Must-see musical madness" ★★★★ 1/2 (The Reviews Hub)
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Enjoy the best alternative comedy at Brighton's best independent, alternative bar and venue. Swans, Not Scones: A Weekend Of Surreal Comedy served up by Sweet at The Yellow Book! Delectable, bizarre and joyous, it's a comedy festival that's completely different — running from Friday 14-Nov to Sunday 16-Nov 2025. Swans, Not Scones is a wild mixture of clowning, character comedy, weird concepts, weird stand-up, improv and everything in between!